Where does your pet sleep at night?
You have used your pet to drive in the H.O.V lane.
Your pet's fanciest outfit includes...
What type of pet food do you buy?
You have broken up with someone because it was better for your pet.
Do you celebrate your pet's birthday?
You have bailed on other humans to hang out with your pet.
What type of insurance does your pet have?
Where do you stock up on your pet food?